SAY AMERICA ! --- "okay... ameDica"

I've been a fan of the land of opportunities, even before I knew it was called UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Before I felt like counting the stars in the STARS n STRIPES flag. Before I knew how to read a comic magazine. Before Osama Bin Laden was given CIA training. Before Americans learned that MCCARTHYISM was bullshit. Before I found the lines in the Asoka blue wheel in our flag confusing. Before American Presidents bombed several countries. Before my Kindergarten Girlfriend and I were torn apart (damn her father, he put her in an all girls school... bloody mallu). Before my mother told me that TOM AND JERRY was not made in India. Before George Herbert Walker Bush became President. Before I read "MADE IN CHINA" on my He-Man Action figure. Before Bruce Timm produced the Batman Animated Series. Before I saw the Superman animated series on Doordarshan. Before TERMINATOR JUDGEMENT DAY. Before Popular Mechanics for kids on Doordarshan. Before Elisha Cuthbert's appearance on Popular Mechanics for kids. Before Adam Sandler entered Saturday Night Live. Before The Beverly Hills Cop. Before my parents knew everything about ABE LINCOLN. Before the COPS show was first broadcasted. Before HULK HOGAN jumped to the cheap WCW. Before I saw Lucky Luke. Before I knew Jonah Hex. Before WONDER YEARS (which I saw when kids my age were not allowed to see or never saw). Before the first telecast of Garfield and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Before I went to an ALL BALLS school for 6Th grade. Before I knew that it was the same guy who was behind the creation of the EIFFEL TOWER was also behind the creation of THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Before I knew that Miss Liberty was a gift from France. Before some of my elder family friends tried to sound SUPER COOL with the FAKEST accent. Before some friends who put down USA to irritate me. Before people my age started flaunting about the 70's show. Before some friends who were not SUAVE AND GENTLE MANLY. Before I introduced "POP music" to their ears. Before girls changed them into complete men. Before American children learned to fire Arms with ammunition @ schools. Before collecting various imported magazines. Before a Disneyland in Tokyo. Before I was interested in Fashion Photography.
Before George Walter Bush became President. Before my classmates thought about going to USA. Before my classmates were forced to study Engineering. Before I knew I was going to be part of history. Before I knew that I never give up. Before I knew who my grandfather was. Before I remembered my father's face. Before my grandfather died (my mother's daddio). Before stupid people thought he was a KANAKKU PILLAI (the guy couldn't figure what 547 minus 365 was, he only studied till 5Th grade school it seems... heheh RIP Grandpa, I will never forget you). Before Indians began populating every corner of the earth without knowing each other. Before I knew that the weird thing inside the pants was a reproductive organ (weapon of mass destruction). Before Saddam was blamed for hiding weapons of mass destruction. Before The National Rifle Association had 4 million members. Before Indians learned the word STAND UP COMEDY (which is being raped by Indians... almost everyday). Before I had sissy friends.
After the India's "Independence" (thank you Gandhi-joth). After USA lost the first baseball world cup to England. After Americans were interested in GANDHIAN THOUGHTS X-{
(In master Yoda's words... Greatly misguided, they are!)
After Indians stole movies and music from the OVERSEAS (unfortunately, they've been doing this even before some of our parents were born). After I learned that the theme music of THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY was composed by an Italian. After I saw The Good The Bad The Ugly. After the first broadcast of WW(F). And obviously before the AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS 2008.

I have been to USA (L.A. New York, New Jersey, Las Vegas and back to L.A.) Once. Although I did enjoy the trip as a tourist, it's been a dream to study and work with the highly artistic and creative entertainment industry (BEFORE ANYTHING and EVERYTHING). Unfortunately, things have not been positive for me and when it did seem positive. The economy of USA has fallen deep into Mephisto's realm. I'm hoping the right person gets elected. As it will help both USA and the world's economy greatly and not leave another dark mark in the history books of the future. So that my chance(s) of going to USA will not fall apart completely (it doesn't matter even if I don't go soon, some day I should be able to).

Hope this post was fun, knowledgeable, offending and insulting.

Love you all

X - P


Sayonara


Love for a country that could merely spell my name right... Guess this is where you say "aww..LOVE IS BLIND"